It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. - Josh Lieb
All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don't need to rob the bank if you own it. - Josh Lieb
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you. - Josh Lieb
Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. - Josh Lieb
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. - Josh Lieb
Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. - Josh Lieb
Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it. - Josh Lieb